Motherf*cker (An Irreverent RH Comedy) by M.J. Marstens

Author:M.J. Marstens [Marstens, M.J.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: MJ Marstens
Published: 2019-11-27T16:00:00+00:00

Chapter 18

Never Have I Ever

“I can’t believe that she shot your base!” Mark grumbles. “How did that even happen? I figured we would smoke her-”

“Hey!” I yell in indignation from the far back of the Denali. “You’re just jealous that I creamed you all!”

“I really don’t want to watch The Black Cauldron,” Mark whines and I laugh.

“We’re not, you big baby. But we need to stop and get some wine.”

I see Mark’s eyebrows raise in the rearview mirror.

“Wine? For what?”

“We’re going to play ‘Never Have I Ever’,” I announce triumphantly.

Mark frowns at me, and then chuckles.

“What’s so funny?” I demand.

“Fine, my phony sister. We can play your game, but I have a feeling you’re even more sheltered than we are,” he teases and I scowl.

“I’m not sheltered,” I argue, but Mark only smirks at me.

I’ll show him who’s sheltered.

“Does that mean you’re going to play?” I challenge.

“You bet. My parents have good wine at the house; we can open a bottle, but I doubt much gets drank.”

I narrow my eyes at his ill-concealed taunt.

Bring.

It.

On.

We get to the house and the guys go off to change into sweats. It still unnerves me to see them dressed like this. It makes me forget that they’re becoming priests. Everyone gets comfy in the living room. Jay turns on the TV and turns on a show to have in the background. He still hasn’t spoken a word to me since the game, but when our eyes meet, there’s a fiery passion burning in his.

Mark comes back with five wine goblets and a bottle of dark wine.

“Are priests allowed to drink?”

He gives me a funny look.

“Of course. There’s nothing wrong with alcohol. It only becomes a problem when someone indulges in it too much and too often, but God didn’t bring us here to be miserable. He wants us to be happy and to enjoy ourselves.”

“Then why can’t you have sex?”

“Because God specifically dictated that sex is only meant for the confines of marriage.”

I mull over this while we all get situated.

“Maybe God didn’t mean for marriage to be interpreted in just one way. Kind of like how you don’t think love is only meant for a man and a woman,” I ponder.

Mark looks at me, his curly brown hair creating an unruly halo around his upper face. He studies me intently, quizzically almost, before responding with a simple ‘maybe’.

“Evangeline, this is your game. You start,” Matt directs, as Mark pours us each half a glass of wine.

“Um, okay. Never have I ever kissed a boy.”

Everyone but me takes a drink.

“Jay, your turn,” I tell him.

“Never have I ever been married.”

No one takes a drink.

“My turn,” Matt announces. “Never have I ever kissed a girl.”

Mark and Jay each take a drink.

I gasp.

“You’ve kissed a woman?!”

“You,” Jay remarks dryly.

“Just me?” I demand.

He looks away for a moment.

“No. I was engaged for a long time.”

I can hear the ache in voice and heart stutters at the sound.

“Were you engaged, too?” I ask Mark.

“No, but I was young once,” he jokes.

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